One day a truck driver was doing his
usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health).
When he wanted to drive back after delivering the load, he found that one of his tyres had gone flat. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One of the patients from the hospital happened to walk past and asked the driver what had happened.
The driver thought for a moment and told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."
Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it on to this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?"
Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"
When he wanted to drive back after delivering the load, he found that one of his tyres had gone flat. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One of the patients from the hospital happened to walk past and asked the driver what had happened.
The driver thought for a moment and told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."
Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it on to this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?"
Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"
hElLo I sTaY HeRe BeCAuSe i'M CRaZy NOT stUPiD
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