A keen immigrant
Indian lad applied for a salesman's job at London's premier downtown Department
store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything
there.
The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes
sir, I was a salesman in India", replied the lad.
The boss liked the
cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see
you."
The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And
finally 6:00 PM came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many
sales did you make today?"
"Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young
salesman.
"Only one sale?" blurted the boss. "No! No! You see
here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. "If you want to keep
this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale.
By the way "How much was the sale worth?"
“300534.00 pounds" said the young salesman.
"What"," How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted
boss.
"Well", said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a
small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then
I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him where he was
going fishing and he said down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat,
so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot
schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably
wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and
sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer. I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I
took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6-sleeper
camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about 100
Pounds worth of groceries and two cases of beer.
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that
to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!"
"No" answered the salesman, "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary
napkins for his wife and I said to him, "Sir, Your weekend is screwed
anyway, you might as well go fishing."
Oh geez, that guy was rich as heck... and Woah, all for a box of sanitary napkins
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