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In an alcohol factory as a regular taster died, the director started looking for a new one to hire.

One day a drunkard with ragged and dirty look came to apply for the position.

The Director of the factory wondered how to send the fellow away. They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink and asked him to identify the drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"Well that's correct", said the boss, "bring him another glass..."

He tasted the second one and said, "It's red wine again, cabernet, eight years old, a South western slope, oak barrels."

"Correct." The Director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary to suggest something on the sly. She brought in a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the second month..... and if you don't give me the job I'll tell you who's the father."

He was instantly hired!